honk.

i've been watching season 1 of gilmore girls. and today i watched the episode that made it my favorite show. episode 3. this is the conversation that changed my life:

lorelai (the mom): michelle (a french man) i need you to show this guy where to put the swans.
michelle: i am not doing that. i hate swans.
lorelai: these particular swans?
michelle: when i was young, i was attacked by a band of swans. you never forget that sort of thing.
lorelai: no, of course not...was it an all boy band, a kind of feathery nsync fiasco?
drella (sarcastic harp player): where should i put my harp?
michelle: i'm not doing that either.
lorelai: it's drella or the swans.
drella: what's he babbling about?
michelle: don't tell her.
lorelai: he's afraid of the swans.
drella: of course he is. he's french.