Friday, August 7, 2009

things you can, but shouldn't, say to 2 year olds.

my co-teacher quit a couple weeks ago. it has not been fun having substitutes in the room with me.

but the one i had today taught us a new song.

sub:
5 little monkeys, swinging in a tree
teasing mr. alligator, "you can't catch me!"
so along comes mr. alligator, quiet as can be
and snaps one monkey right out of the tree

2 year old:

more monkeys! more monkeys!

sub:

there are no more monkeys. they're dead. the alligator got them.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

hahahahah

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