boo.

that's right. i carved that. it's a spider, in honor of my arachniphobia. but i know you can tell it's a spider, because it's awesome.

tomorrow is halloween!

i kind of forgot that a basic part of my job description is to wear something halloweenish tomorrow. i work with kids. halloween is for kids. and witches.

so i went to target tonight. the night before halloween. i was hoping to find some cat ears or something, so i could be a cat like pam on the office. (because i can't actually be pam at a preschool like i want to...there's nothing kid friendly about that).

i found something that will work in the dollar section. there's always something deliciously random in the dollar section at target.

moose ears!

that's what i'm going to be. a moose. i don't know what a moose sounds like. all i know about a moose is that it has big ears that kind of look like hands. but i'm going to be wearing the ears, so i won't need to use my hands. i need to do some research.

and no, they aren't reindeer ears. the tag says moose ears.

but i will say that if i had found a santa hat, i would have absolutely worn that. the irony would have been too magical to resist.