i don't want to sound like a 75 year old, but...

can we have analog tv again? please?

this fancy "digital transmission" so far equals a picture without sound on one of my [basic cable] channels. for two days now.

i am not a fan of this new-fangled technology.

while we're on the subject of me not dealing well with change...

i am also not sure why anyone would need to watch a movie on their phone, or use it as a compass.

and i understand the idea behind kindles, but i like to turn pages. and smell them. and dog-ear the corners of pages with awesome quotes. and underline the super awesome quotes. or highlight. sometimes it's hard to choose between underlining and highlighting.

i didn't start downloading music on itunes until 2004ish, a little behind the rest of you. and i still back every song up on a floppy disk.

just kidding!

i back every song up on a CD.

i still don't own an ipod. not even the nano. or the shuffle. and to be perfectly honest, i don't even know what i'm saying right now.

but seriously. why is abc unable to project sound? i wouldn't mind if ion was gone. or c-span. but it's abc. i watch the news on abc every morning. they make funny jokes. they're actually funny. not jon stewart or stephen colbert funny, but definately a step above barbara walters funny.

i heart stephen colbert. that's the first time in my life i've ever used the phrase "i heart..."

but i do.