overheard conversations: on the playground

i think i'm going to have a segment on my blog. you know, like a routine thing i do. that's what all the hip bloggers do. i can be hip. (everyone i know is shaking their heads right now...)

but really, i overhear a lot of funny conversations. not every day or anything. who knows how often this will be reported on my blog. but here's a start.

today on the playground:

(the names of the children have been changed, because...i'm not creepy)

susie: hey...what is that man's name?
teacher: you mean that...little boy...in the other class?
susie: yes.
teacher: his name is johnny-steals-a-lot-but-he-gets-away-with-it-because-he's-cute-and-everyone-thinks-he's-an-angel
susie: oh. what is that girl's name?
teacher: you know her name.
susie: little-girl-who-screams-to-get-her-way-and-then-laughs-as-soon-as-she-does
teacher: yep. that's her name.
susie: she has mulch on her bottom.
teacher: yes. yes she does.

(i also wanted to change the names so i could vent a little)

until next time. keep it classy. *wink*