please.

in line to go through airport security:

TSA agent: *holds up drivers license. looks at me.*
me: *smile*
TSA agent: *clearly didn't like that* that could be you.
me: ...
TSA agent: what is your name?
internal response: you're so good at your job. if i had a fake ID right now, you would have figured it out. there's no way i would have memorized the name on a fake ID. you're very smart and strong. superior to me in every way. i cower before you.
actual response: allison.
TSA agent: *nods and hands ID back to the person who smiled when she should have been Very Serious*