day one.

sister: i hate this song. it's so inaccurate. it's called "2,000 decembers ago." Jesus was not born in december.
dad: yeah! is this even december?
sister: dad... * rolls eyes *
dad: no, seriously. who says this is december?
allison: i love a good conspiracy theory. keep talking.
dad: it's not a conspiracy theory. is this even saturday? who says this is saturday?