hey baby.

my valentine's day blog. a little late, but worth the wait.

i'm pretty sure that if i wanted a boyfriend, all i'd have to do is throw out one of these lines for bait and reel him in.

do you have any raisins? no? how about a date?

if i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put U and I together.

do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?

if you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning."

if i had a nickel for every time i saw someone as handsome as you, i'd have five cents.

you can fall from the sky, you can fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is in love with me.

are you a parking ticket? because you have FINE written all over you.

is your dad a terrorist? because you're the bomb. (cringe)