Wednesday, October 28, 2009

i don't have a point.

similarities between small children and drunk people:
- the stumbling
- the running into things
- the falling down a lot
- the incoherent mumbling

similarities between small children and animals:
- the pooping at will
- the playing with the poop
- the eating off the floor
- the shredding of anything shreddable
- the lapping up of anything liquid, whether it comes from a toilet or a puddle
- the biting and fighting to survive

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