meg white.

i would like to share two things that made me laugh today.

one show that i watch regularly is "bones." (i. can't. wait. for. the. office.) it's a really funny version of a typical forensic science show. the main character is really into facts, and is not in touch with her emotions. it's great. like tonight, somebody mentioned cinderella. her thoughts: "i never understood that story."

that's not one of the funny things. it's just some character info to explain the first funny thing.

so tonight part of the case had to do with dog fighting, and she decided to adopt one of the dogs. but they had to put it down because it killed a human. so she decided to bury it, and her partner went along. this was their conversation, which made me laugh really hard.

booth: would you like to say something before we go?
bones: ok. this dog paid the price for a human's mistake, and it was unfair to ask him to do that.
booth: why are you looking at me when you say that? it's not my fault.
bones: you're the only person here.
boooth: talk to the universe, or God or something.
bones: i don't believe in God.
booth: well, God is dog spelled backwards. talk to the dog.
bones: well, it's not like he can hear me, and even if he could he has limited vocabulary skills.

i so want to be like that. i am in some ways. i hate "the notebook" and "garden state" which everyone else in the world adores. spare me.

and the second funny thing is a quote from the chuck klosterman book i am currently reading. he wrote this article about psychic people. he visited 5 of them, and this is a quote from his second visit:

"The greatest revelation about me regarded my past life: it turns out I was once a well-educated woman who died in 1919. Upon hearing this, I did some reasearch in the library. In January of '19, there was an explosion in a Boston molasses factory; a surge of molasses killed twenty-one people and several horses. I can only assume I was part of this disaster; I've always mysteriously feared molasses (and, to a lesser extent, dead horses)."

and i am extending another invitation to my faithful readers. how did my train of thought lead me to the title of this post? your head is totally going to explode trying to figure it out.