my job is so weird.

when i got back from work today, i went straight to the computer. i did a google image search for pictures of hot dogs.

what.

i need it for my job.

what.

there are just some days when i have to pause what i'm doing, and remind myself "this is not normal. don't accept this as normal. that's when you become the 'frog in a pot of boiling water.' draw some hot dogs. then jump out of the boiling water, and go read anna karenina. recognize that this is strange."

but still, i had to craft this almost entirely out of thin air: