chomp.

this is wildly inappropriate.

not really. but it does fall under the category of "too much information."

but it's funny. and don't you come here for all the funnies? i know you don't come here for my late night george orwell rants.

so i went to the grocery store today.

i bought my groceries, and a coupon spit out for me.

for me, specifically.

it was for a product that i only need...once a month.

sure enough, i needed some today, and forgot to buy them.

and it knew. kroger knows me. far too well. initially, i recoiled in horror.

but mostly i'm thankful, because...i did forget.

i also bought a lot of delicious food for this week. listen to my menu.

breakfast: yogurt with strawberries, bluberries, and almonds.

lunch: turkey tacos with pico de gallo, and some cantaloupe to enjoy on the side.

dinner: cereal and a smoothie.

YUM.