Thursday, August 18, 2011

i wonder what it will be like to be china's slaves.

another day in the life of America. observe.

our credit rating was downgraded by standard and poor's. because of our massive amount of debt. among other political problems.

so the most rational response:

accuse the people who downgraded our credit rating…of insider trading.

that’ll fix everything.

no one will think we’re arrogant bullies who can’t face their problems and be held accountable for our crumbling economic system. nooooo. everything’s fine. nothing to see here, folks. america is above reproach.

i hope my debt is paid off by the time america falls flat on its face, so it can’t take me down with it.

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